We're wittier than Cordelia, hotter than Faith, smarter than Isabel, more biting than Abby, eviler than Callisto, and better than you. If you don't know who the aforementioned are, you've probably been watching too much CNN. You shouldn't do that--CNN lies, you know. We don't like ignorance, stupidity, [people who don't know the difference,] prejudice, and people who can't spell (or use a spell-checker). Call us stuck-ups and we'll laugh at you, then make fun of you behind your back. Think you've got what it takes to be one of us?
Below (interests' section) are some of the things we love or love to bitch about: